What I'm working on:

Various write-ups.

Jokes

Just a page of jokes. Updated whenever I think of a new one.



What fruit can't get married?

A Cant-elope.

What Pet makes a good beard?

A Chin-chilla.

What kind of dance improves your complexion?

The Tan-go.

What kind of skill makes you a better camper?

Lay-tent.

What does a urologist call a difficult decision?

A Testi-call.

Hear about the robber who had a heart attack mid-burglary?

He was under cardiac arrest.

What's a pirate's least favorite element?

Knee-on.

What do cows do when they have an existential crisis?

They go out to Pastor.

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