Just a page of jokes. Updated whenever I think of a new one.
What fruit can't get married?
A Cant-elope.
What Pet makes a good beard?
A Chin-chilla.
What kind of dance improves your complexion?
The Tan-go.
What kind of skill makes you a better camper?
Lay-tent.
What does a urologist call a difficult decision?
A Testi-call.
Hear about the robber who had a heart attack mid-burglary?
He was under cardiac arrest.
What's a pirate's least favorite element?
Knee-on.
What do cows do when they have an existential crisis?
They go out to Pastor.
What fruit can't get married?
A Cant-elope.
What Pet makes a good beard?
A Chin-chilla.
What kind of dance improves your complexion?
The Tan-go.
What kind of skill makes you a better camper?
Lay-tent.
What does a urologist call a difficult decision?
A Testi-call.
Hear about the robber who had a heart attack mid-burglary?
He was under cardiac arrest.
What's a pirate's least favorite element?
Knee-on.
What do cows do when they have an existential crisis?
They go out to Pastor.
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